Sometimes Tucker thinks the humans just aren't as smart as they claim to be. Not only are they not smart, but easily controlled by his little brothers. Tucker worries that the humans will be completely misled by the soulless masterminds Baron and YHP, that one day they will use their mind powers to command them to sell Tucker to the king of Siam or somebody.

Every day he sees the inky troublemaker YHP get up on the couch or the bed when the humans leave the house; and the Baron sets about nosing in the trash or climbing under the blankets. But Tucker knows the humans tell him to stay off so he does. Sure, his sister does those things too, but she is older and wiser and he shouldn't question her. She might bite him.


And after a full day of doing diabolical acts while the humans are gone, what do these awful brothers of his do? They act as if they never did anything wrong and tell the humans to let them up on their laps while the humans are watching TV or sleeping. Just this morning Tucker's dad caught YHP sneaking downstairs to eat the cat's food.
For punishment, the dad put YHP on his bed and went back to sleep. All Tucker could do was roll his eyes and think up despicable acts that would earn him love and attention from the humans.

Tucker asked his father to show other humans how his brothers use their eyes for evil deeds and control the minds of those who stare into them. Do not be fooled humans, these are stone cold monsters.

On a side note, Tucker loves the cooler weather. He could play tennis ball catch all day if someone would just throw the ball for him.