Tucker Is the Smelly

I, Tucker, do hereby swear to say that I am the smelly dog in the house and I never take a bath and all the other dogs think I am a goofy faced doofis and could never be a kool as YHP who is so totally way more awesomer than I am and all the people love him and ladies like to give YHP more pets than Tucker because Tucker is smells.

Ha. In fact Tucker is so smelly that I am sad at this fact of his smellyness.

I hereby swear that this whole message has been written entirely by Tucker and meant to explain to the world how much more better my brother YHP the "King" is at being a good dog and smart too. Whereas I am so smelly I am kinda not as smart as nice YHP.

Viva la YHP!